After decades of social, political, economical, moral, and educational downfall that has turned the state of Bihar into a global laughing stock, the state government has finally discovered the miracle drug that is certain to cure all these problems and turn Bihar into a Shangri-La – a place where no crime takes place; education standard is above national average, roads are like 'Hema Malini ka Gaal', leaders are morally equal to Lord Buddha, and corruption is a word that only exists in dictionaries.
It's about damn time superstar Amitabh Bachchan is taught a lesson! Who the hell does he think he is – a king? I say slap a fine of at least Rs. 100 crore on him and send him to hard labor in a federal penitentiary for a minimum of 20 years without any chance of parole.
All India Majlis-e-Ittehadul Muslimeen (AIMIM) leader Asaduddin Owaisi, a Osama bin Laden disciple enjoying the freedom granted to him by a very generous and secular Indian constitution, is in news again and once again not for the right reasons.
Sinha Saheb is not very happy with his own party these days. You may ask: "So? Of course he is mad and it's not exactly breaking news. Tell us something that we don't know already." Yes, I expected that reaction. The ongoing feud between the man who calls himself to be an ordinary 'soldier of the party' and the party that he belongs is getting ridiculous by the day.