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If I Were the Chief Minister of Bihar

by Kumod Jha

January 18, 2006

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When I was a kid, I was often asked "What do you want to become when you grow up?", and I used to say, "I want to become the President of India!" Superman was not known to me then. That was before I joined a school. But, my ambition in life turned out to be inversely proportional to my growth. My father, like most of Bihari fathers, wanted me to become an IAS officer. To his chagrin, I neither had confidence nor interest to prepare for Civil Services. I could never understand how being a scholar in Chemistry or Geology or Pali literature would make a good IAS/IPS officer. Of course, the written exam is followed by interview and a training on selection. But anyway, that is not what I am here to discuss now.

In schools, this topic used to be one of the important questions for an essay- "If I were the Chief Minister of Bihar!". And so, we used to be well-prepared to fill the answer booklet out, if our guessed topic featured in the examination paper. I remember how we wrote at length about our 'vision'. Thanks to my teachers who never sent those answer sheets to the Chief Minister, or he might have resigned from his post out of embarrassment. In class VI, we were expected to write at least two pages to get a decent 7 out of 10. As we moved up the ladder, the expected number of pages also came up with us.

For some pessimistic reasons, the teachers called it an imaginary topic. And we were supposed to write using our imagination. We never did. We knew that they would never understand the extent to which we could imagine, or they should have kept 100 marks just for this one. We always were realistic, like the author who wrote the essay book. So, we wrote about law and order, education, agriculture, employment, communal harmony, good roads, electricity, health, family planning and what not. Yes, then, we did not talk of investment. That was out-of-syllabus.

After the examination, we would come out of school and brag, "I wrote 7 pages. I knew this question is going to come. So, I revised it many times last night." Then someone would take a deep breath and say, "What if, umm.. say, I were really the Chief Minister? Well, one thing I can tell for sure, I would not be writing this paper here!". And then so many wishes would follow the thought that could bankrupt Santa Claus. From riding a helicopter to staying in five star hotels. Everything but law and order, education, electricity and all. But then, this imagination was worth 0 out of 10. And we knew that very well.

Readers, this was just for fun. I know that we all love our state and want to see it developed. Some has this 'motherly' love which does not see any fault in her 'raja beta', while some has the 'fatherly' love which is full of advices and expectations. But, then all love and no responsibility is no good parenting. I am sure that those of us who had been advising the CM, must be taking some actions on their part also. Some are my 'bujurgs'. I respect their ideas. I request them to forgive me, if I spoke more than I should have.

Comments:
This was really good from Kumod. I was also wondering to see a lot of suggestions to our new chief minister from many writers. I really appreciate Kumod to put this so nicely. Once I had told to one of my friend, with whom generally I use to discuss Bihar, that there are lots of planning commissioners are coming up these days. I am sorry to all, because I cannot put the thing as nicely as Kumod.- Nawin, NJ, USA - Jan. 18, 2006

Very well said, Kumod ji. "Responsibility" is a term sorely missing from many Indians lexicon - a majority of them being our so-called leaders. - Anil Kumar - Jan. 18, 2006


If I were the Chief Minister of Bihar ……..on a serious note

Most of the people in Bihar indulge themselves for the sake of settling down in their lives until the age of 60. In the process of settling down majority remain always eager to either pay lump sum or keep finding someone to push a “pairvee” for getting any kind of job including constables, ASI or SI (law and order), teachers and lecturers (education), etc.. etc…. Trend is still continued, and is not going to change in coming years. In fact I was one of the victims of 1996 lectureship selection in Bihar. One of my friends who was also one of the victims later became faculty at IIT Delhi. I do not only blame Laloo Pd Yadav for all ills, otherwise entire Patna would not have been so much “urbanized” without industries.

How can education system be fixed where majority have crushed merit to occupy a position for the sake of settling down and are bound to retire only after 2020.

How can law and order be improved where majority have paid huge bribes for the sake of just settling down and now must be busy getting their money back by any means. They are also bound to retire by 2020.

Entire system needs renovation; THAT is just impossible. If I were the Chief Minister of Bihar, I would have just ignored the old system (e.g. Patna University), and would have created a new system in all fields, e.g. Building a new university. - Sudhir Ranjan, Taiwan - Jan. 18, 2006


Kumod, I remember something very different and funny which happened with us in class VII or VI when I was in Samastipur. One of our History teachers who use to teach history more like drama, while explaining about the cause of 1857 Mutiny, explained "British treated badly to Indian soldiers who worked hard for British, sometime without food. At time, these soldiers were eating 'maand' (starch) while leaving 'Bhaat' (rice) for their British officers".

When question came in examination "Explain why 1857 revolution happened?", one student (actually one of my good friends) wrote "Because Indians were eating 'Maand' and the British were eating 'Bhaat'". - Kaushal Das - Jan. 18, 2006


Once I heard a story that in China, the government kills the people once they cross 60 years old. It is just a kid's imaginary story. There is no truth in this story. Along that kind of logic, I think we should get rid of all the "career" politicians. These supposed "public servants" perpetuate the problems we face. I am not just talking about Bihar. They freely raise their salaries and accept other compensation, while their constituents can not put a roof over their heads or food in their bellies. Recently, I read in the news that Rabri Devi and her ministry owes millions of rupees to Govt canteen, and refuses to move out of 1 Anne Marg Bungalow, which unless I am mistaken, is rightfully the place of the elected Chief Minister. This casts another shadow over Bihar: former Chief Ministers are allowed to be deadbeats and squatters. - S. M. Khurshid Anwar, New York, USA - Jan. 19, 2006

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